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Secret For a Long Life

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

"I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise."

"Wow, that's amazing," says the woman. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six."
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
“我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”
“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,成人笑话,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。”
“哦,真神奇,”女士说。“你高寿?”
“二十六。”

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